Great Bumper Sticker Slogans

  • "Keep honking...I'm reloading...."
  • "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
  • "All generalizations are false."
  • ”Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
  • "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
  • "I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
  • "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
  • "Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons."
  • "Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
  • "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
  • "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
  • "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
  • "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
  • "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."
  • "REHAB is for quitters"
  • "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!"
  • ”Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
  • "All men are Idiots, and I married their King!"
  • "Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
  • "SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver"
  • "Work is for people who don't know how to fish"
  • "Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
  • "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
  • "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
  • "Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
  • "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
  • "If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
  • "I Brake For No Apparent Reason."
  • "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
  • "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
  • "Wink, I'll do the rest!"
  • "No Radio - Already Stolen"
  • "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
  • "Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges."
  • "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
  • "Where there's a will, I want to be in it!"
  • "Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
  • "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
  • "Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "
  • "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
  • "Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!"
  • "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!"
  • "Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist."
  • ”IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. "
  • "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
  • "Which came first? The woman or the department store?"
  • "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
  • "LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools."
  • "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
  • "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill."
  • "Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."
  • "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
  • "Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"
  • "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
  • "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
  • "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.."
  • Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
  • "Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! "
  • "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
  • "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
  • "We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"
  • "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
  • "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
  • "He who laughs last thinks slowest"
  • "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
  • "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
  • "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
  • "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
  • "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
  • "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
  • "i souport publik edekasion"
  • We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
  • "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
  • "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..."
  • "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
  • "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
  • "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
  • "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
  • "Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."
  • "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
  • "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
  • "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
  • "The horn working watch for the finger"